some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers
"Are you wearing the-"
The Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
Hahahah cats are the greatest
Look at these little motherfuckers they don’t even CARE
There once was an angel who held a man’s hand in hell and said ‘Come.’
Only to hold that same hand in purgatory and say, ‘Go.’
and his brother will roll his eyes and whisper ‘gay’
thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry
this laffy taffy is getting deep